My Barking Spider is an independent entertainment project. Its institutions, farms, contributors, catalogue transactions, and research archive are fictional. The sound examples illustrate the barking-spider euphemism.
The network uses original writing, generated editorial photography, and credited sound effects. No real goods are sold and no animal-care service is provided.
Several records reward a closer reading. Everything needed for the website experience is online; no visit, phone call, payment, or contact with a real person is required.
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For the literary side of the project, visit the Douglas Adams fan-mystery introduction.