The world's most melodious arachnids
Welcome to my unconventional family! Each of these eight-legged performers brings their own unique voice to our daily symphony. From Winston's distinguished bass notes to Luna's midnight serenades, there's never a dull (or quiet) moment in our home.
The Distinguished Gentleman
The patriarch of our little family, Winston was my first barking spider and remains the most vocal. He has an impeccable sense of timing, particularly when it comes to client presentations. His deep, resonant barks have been mistaken for everything from building maintenance to mysterious plumbing issues.
The Diva
Eleanor believes she's the star of the show, and honestly, who am I to argue? Her high-pitched serenades have perfect dramatic timing, especially during intense movie scenes. She's particularly fond of providing soprano accompaniment to true crime documentaries.
The Troublemakers
These two came as a package deal, and I wouldn't have it any other way. They're either completely silent or performing a perfectly synchronized duet. Their timing is impeccable, especially when I'm trying to convince someone that the first sound was "just the house settling."
The Night Vocalist
The newest addition to our family, Luna is a true night owl. She's perfected the art of the midnight serenade and seems to have an uncanny ability to sync her performances with the exact moment I finally fall asleep.
Each spider has their own custom terrarium, carefully maintained at optimal temperature and humidity levels. Yes, I probably spend more on their housing than my own rent, but can you put a price on acoustic excellence?
Yes, I actually record their sounds. For science. And entertainment. And because sometimes people don't believe me when I tell them where those sounds are coming from.
Follow our daily life on the blog, or get in touch if you have questions about living with your own barking spiders. Just remember: once you start recording their sounds, there's no going back!