My office hours setup (Note: Winston is usually more photogenic, he was just having a vocal day)
Let's Talk About Spiders
Whether you're seeking advice about managing your own barking spider's vocal tendencies, want to share your experiences, or just need someone who understands what it's like to explain mysterious sounds during important meetings – I'm here to help!
🕒 Best Times to Reach Me
I'm usually available Monday through Friday, 9 AM to 5 PM EST
* Except during the spiders' scheduled performance times, which are completely random and utterly unpredictable
Other Ways to Connect
🚨 Spider Emergency?
For urgent barking spider situations (like unexpected symphonies during important presentations), you can reach me faster through Twitter DMs.
Note: If your spider emergency involves actual spiders and not the euphemistic kind, please contact your local arachnologist or pest control.